Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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