im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Dignity is for republicans.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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