i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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