i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
DRUNK COOKIES
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