I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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