we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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