Having a random hookup so left but love u
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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