Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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