I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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