My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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