Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
i think we sleep fucked last night...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
