question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
