i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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