you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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