Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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