I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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