If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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we're making bets on your personal life
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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