redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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