What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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