She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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