She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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