dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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