You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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