It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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