Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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