i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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