the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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