we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
i think i just naturally attract stoners
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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