So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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