let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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