ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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