He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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