Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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