Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
