What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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