Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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