That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
The air taste purple.
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