You work out of a Hotel?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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