My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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