that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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