By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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