dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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