Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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