I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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