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(415): View more from California

What a fucking waste of an outfit

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(908): View more from New Jersey

im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did

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(703): View more from Virginia

"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...

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(315): View more from New York

he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...

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(914): View more from New York

hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early

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(802): View more from Vermont

All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.

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(206): View more from Washington

I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home

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