i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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