I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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