i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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