perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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