Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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