Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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