im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
