Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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