South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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