More tranny stories later!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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